The essence of the Cheeto is the crunch. It’s almost Pavlovian how with the sound of that crunch, like Pavlov’s bell, we are drawn to the pantry, or the corner store, or the supermarket, or wherever Cheetos can be found at any hour of the day. It’s crazy how that happens.
The cravings start when we’re little, intensify during high school and college, and just refuse to quit when we grow up. Resistance is futile. Why would we even try? That’s the point we are illustrating here. No matter the circumstance, even when it may not at all seem to be the case, Cheetos are always a satisfying addition to any situation.